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Yes, Virginia, There Was a Santa Claus, and He Used to Slap the Spit Out of Filthy Little Heretics Like You
For the real scoop on the real Santa Claus, please read Herr Veith’s essay from 2005.
I, Martin Luther (Doktor), officially declare December 6, SMACK A HERETIC DAY.
Oh joy of joys! This beats a peasants war any day!
Hey, you! Yeah YOU! Come here! You look like a docetist with patripassian tendencies! (THWAP!) You’ll thank me later!
Via Herr McCain
Posted in Smack a Heretic You'll Feel Better, Stop Looking at Me Like That, The Sacred
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