The Power of PRAYER!
Yep, these foolish amateurs praying over gas pumps back in July caused all of this. What did they ask for? Did they just say "Give us lower gas prices oh Lord?" Well yes, but they didn't consider the possible side effects or tell God just how He should bring these prices down. Seems that God heard their prayer and answered it in full, by crashing the economy! Voila! Lower gas prices.
That is why praying should be left to trained professionals, or if amateurs pray it should be done in the way our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ told us to pray "thy will be done," that way at least we know we will get what is best for us.
Silly fundies.
Yep, these foolish amateurs praying over gas pumps back in July caused all of this. What did they ask for? Did they just say "Give us lower gas prices oh Lord?" Well yes, but they didn't consider the possible side effects or tell God just how He should bring these prices down. Seems that God heard their prayer and answered it in full, by crashing the economy! Voila! Lower gas prices.
That is why praying should be left to trained professionals, or if amateurs pray it should be done in the way our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ told us to pray "thy will be done," that way at least we know we will get what is best for us.
Silly fundies.
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