So the other day there was the suicide and the earthquake and all that. After I got off of the train that night I rode my bike home from the train station and on the bike path a huge black cat ran in front of me, stopped and glared at me from the side of the path and said "You are cursed!" :-) OK, so he didn't actually say anything, but he was thinking it!
How do I know? Well last night when I got off of the train I discovered that my bike had been stolen, from the inside of the BART station, in plain sight of the so-called station agents, those government thieves who serve no real purpose at the station other than to harass paying customers for petty infractions of random rules set up for no reason other than that they can.
Four years ago I had a bike stolen from the Lafayette BART station. At the time I suspected that the BART employees there had a hand in it, that they called in their buddies when they saw a nice bike to be ripped off for fun and profit. Now, having them steal a bike from within the paid area of the station, in plain view of the booth, I am totally convinced that it is the BART employees themselves who organize the bike thefts at their stations. I can't prove it of course and nothing will ever be done about it, but thanks to the BART Thieves, aka Station Agents, I'm back to driving my car all over town and to the BART station. Thanks BART employees for doing your part to increase global warming and increase bitterness and cynicism toward all government employees. You are doing a bang up job as poster children for what is wrong with government.
How do I know? Well last night when I got off of the train I discovered that my bike had been stolen, from the inside of the BART station, in plain sight of the so-called station agents, those government thieves who serve no real purpose at the station other than to harass paying customers for petty infractions of random rules set up for no reason other than that they can.
Four years ago I had a bike stolen from the Lafayette BART station. At the time I suspected that the BART employees there had a hand in it, that they called in their buddies when they saw a nice bike to be ripped off for fun and profit. Now, having them steal a bike from within the paid area of the station, in plain view of the booth, I am totally convinced that it is the BART employees themselves who organize the bike thefts at their stations. I can't prove it of course and nothing will ever be done about it, but thanks to the BART Thieves, aka Station Agents, I'm back to driving my car all over town and to the BART station. Thanks BART employees for doing your part to increase global warming and increase bitterness and cynicism toward all government employees. You are doing a bang up job as poster children for what is wrong with government.
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