Since, as Lutherans, we must confess that the governing authorities are instituted by God, and since Paul was referring to Roman Emperors who were persecuting Christians and since George III was not nearly as bad as Nero, we must admit that this whole "revolution" idea was just wrong and hasn't worked out very well anyway, I propose we listen to and agree to the following message from our rightful sovereign: A Message from the Queen To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for Ame...