The other day Lora was playing one of those machines where you try to grab a toy with a remote controlled claw and accidentally ended up with Stewie Griffin from The Family Guy.
For some reason Lora thought of me when she got it and stuck it on my bed. Maybe it was the "Victory shall be mine!" quote on the tag, or his penchant for planning world conquest. Anyway, I left it on my bed for a couple of days but found it more and more repulsive, especially since I really can't stand Family Guy at all.
Today Serenity picked it up and I said to her, "You can have that thing, I don't want it." As she walked down the hall with it she shouted out "Shall we behead it?" Ah, my sweet, innocent, little executioner of a granddaughter. Brings a tear to my eye I tells ya.
As I posted this Serenity said "Die Stewie, die!"
For some reason Lora thought of me when she got it and stuck it on my bed. Maybe it was the "Victory shall be mine!" quote on the tag, or his penchant for planning world conquest. Anyway, I left it on my bed for a couple of days but found it more and more repulsive, especially since I really can't stand Family Guy at all.
Today Serenity picked it up and I said to her, "You can have that thing, I don't want it." As she walked down the hall with it she shouted out "Shall we behead it?" Ah, my sweet, innocent, little executioner of a granddaughter. Brings a tear to my eye I tells ya.
As I posted this Serenity said "Die Stewie, die!"
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